Posted by Anders
on May 8, 2009
The cat is out of the bag! During last week’s Mini Seedcamp event we presented GOOSE (formerly known on this blog as Project Goose) to an audience of entrepreneurs, experienced business people and tech investors. We received loads of great feedback, we will write more about the event in a separate post. For now, check out this video demo we created a couple of weeks ago for GOOSE but has so far only been shown to potential customers.
Posted by Jonas
on April 27, 2009
I'm fine with Sweden becoming a police state, as long as it's policegirls
The last couple of days have been awesome in the wardrobe. Lots of late night coding sessions, lusty eye contacts and great feedback from people. Your contributions to our playlist has provided us with enormous amounts of energy. Project Goose looks fantastic. Really really awesome. Vastly superior to similar products. Heck of an app. Greatest love of all. La coupa de vida. Yeah, it really is the Ben Hur of apps.
So what else is going on and what’s up with that picture to the left? Well, Sweden is becoming a police state and we really hope they want an app to help them supress “folket” (usually fat guys with pimples and “moppemusch”). I think we could help them, since we are awesome and girls with gasmasks are awesome. Just look at them! A comment on the Pirate Bay vs. the Big, Greedy Corporations Trial might be in order. even thought they got convicted I think they will be freed or at least get a lesser verdict as they crawl upp the juridical stairs toward the highest court ( God!!). But if they still have to do some time in jail I hope they watch out, there are a lot of seeders in male prisons and it’s a tough time for a leecher.
Oh, speaking about seeding reminded me of something. We have been chosen as one of the finalists to Mini Seedcamp in Helsingborg! Next week we’ll take the RV south to showcase Project Goose and socialize with the elite. We are super excited about this, been looking at fellow finalists products and all we can say is awesooome and WTF?!?! Looking forward to this, but suddenly we only have a week to bring out the first version of Project Goose AND make a flashy powerpoint presentation with lots of animations.
In other news we still haven’t heard from Apple regarding Project Jester, seriously what’s up with that? Fred Durst would go nuts on Twitter if it happened to him. Post lots of TwitPic-links of knights, shoes and guys looking thirty years older than they are. Hope they will respond soon, since I don’t have a revolver and I’m not that keen on getting one.
Uncategorized apple, bögonblick, Ben Hur, Fred Durst, God, Helsingborg, knights, kvittar.se, Pirate Bay, police state, powerpoint, project goose, project jester, RV, Seedcamp, spotify, TwitPic, wardrobe
Posted by Anders
on April 15, 2009
Sorry the updates here at the development blawgh haven’t been very frequent recently. We’ve been spending our time pushing that Project Goose out whatever orifice it’s supposed to eventually emerge from. And it’s going great. The plan is to be more or less done in the beginning of May and then start working on our list of other projects. But Goose is truly the Ben Hur of apps. A new kind of marriage between reality and cyberspace. In fact it’s so cutting edge I’d call it a gay marriage. We’ll have a lot more info for you in the coming weeks.
In the meantime, please buy our groundbreaking apps Bang/Buck and iQüeüe. Project Jester was Too Hot For the App Store™ initially but we’re working on watering it down for the general public. More as this develops.
And to everyone who think our Spotify playlist is your personal junk heap for music you don’t want to listen to yourself: please stop it. This playlist is the midwife for our creative genius. Only put high-caliber “pepp music” on there. Thanks.
Also don’t forget to check out our Flickr photostream and Twitter for more day-to-day updates about your favorite awesome iPhone development team.
Posted by Jonas
on February 28, 2009
Soo, what’s going on in the wardrobe,eh? Well…
Mustang is about to be pressed out of its juvenile vagina and into the AppStore. And yes, we did say that a month ago but we don’t want to rush this monster.
Jester is almost done, and I will stab myself into a nun if this angry bugger won’t satisfy your sick minds. Just needs a little bit of tweaking in the sound and graphics.
Holy freaking man cow, this soggy biscuit is turning into a real piece of art. I play with it constantly, and I never get tired so Goose vs Lil Gonas 1-0.
Yeah, and then we got tons of other tings happening. Y’all have probably already seen the logo (flying narwhals are awesome), and soon you will feel it against your face in you favourite pub. And our marketing department (or is it a commité Önders?) will soon leave its chrysalis and evolve into a grim reaper of crazy ads. So, to summarize: we are still fawking awesome.
Uncategorized app store, Önders, chrysalis, culture, evolution, fawking awesome, grim reaper, Lil Gonas, logo, marketing, narwhals, project goose, project jester, project mustang, status, vagina, wardrobe
Posted by Anders
on February 7, 2009
We just got ourselves a Flickr account to which we will regularly post pics from our champagne soaked startup lives. Check it out right here.
In other news we’re hard at work on Project Goose. Hey ÖeG, do some of that hax0r shit!
Posted by Jonas
on January 30, 2009
Project Mustang is done, and will soon ship to the big guys. We are pretty sure that this one will be a friggin’ Jesus for everybody, since we are in some kind of global financial crisis. A superb UI, some great features and a awesome rating of about all you can think of, this little tool will kick some asses and stir up the competition for sure. We have given it a name, and soon you will wake up in the middle of a release party with “stekarlökar” in your armpits. Our marketing division has come up with a strategy, so we are super excited about this.
A couple of weeks ago we gave the developers a big shiny green light to start a new project, Project Jester. References to popular culture (oh yeah, we got culture, baby) and a user experience beyond Sci-Fi, we will take social gaming to a new level and give everybody a chance to try something that they’ve been longing for the last 30 years. Jester is still a nasty bugger with lots of things to add, but we hope to throw it to the wolves soon.
Oh, this baby is f—ing huge. The Ben Hur of apps. We are still playing around with ideas, but you will surely want tap this one when it is ready.